The AYHJA Blogger: The Golden Age

Golden Age Starlet Seka

The Numbers:
Birthday: 15 April 1954
Birthplace: Radford, Virginia
Weight: 120 lbs
Height: 5’8"
Measurements: 42-28-40

Do you guys remember watching your first porno..? You know...That VCR tape under all of the rest of the tapes...In your parents room...Jet black...No label...How you've come to find this tape, you can't quite remember...But you know you can't wait until Mom and Dad leave their asses out of the house for a few hours...

Awww yeah, they are gone..! Set the counter on the VCR (gotta be slick w/ya shits kids), grab the remote, that Jergens, and enjoy Fistina and her wonderful assets...My first porn was an old flick named "Bad Girls," and it starred a BEAUTIFUL actress by the name of "Anna Ventura..."

Ahh, those were the days..!

Long since then, things have gotten much more complicated...There's much more porn, and many more mediums...You no longer have to stash the tape back in it's position amongst the others...You have to clear your cookies, set passwords on your screen saver, download the shit, and make sure you cancel the trial...It will always amaze me, the lengths people go through to hide their porn...The fuck for..? Just because I watch porn, or read a Playboy, I can't make a decent living..? I can't raise a child properly..? I can't discuss quantum physics, mathematics, history, time space theory, and the dynamics of criminal science and forensics..? The hell..? Maybe I should just become a priest then......

Furthermore...Hidin' porn from your girlfriend...The hell you thinking..??? Who wants a girl that doesn't want you watching porn any way..? You ready to spend the next 30 years of your life doing default missionary..? HA..!

Porn and your job..? Who wants to hire some square ass that snickers at the sight of a simple ass "Girls Gone Wild," commercial..? EVERYBODY is curious about porn...And if you're reading this blogger, you most certainly are...I'll never hide my porn, fuck that...I'm grown anyway...

Which brings me to this...What the hell have we fallen into..? Long gone too, are the days of good porn...Rather than be treated to some of that good stuff that made Pee Wee Herman loose control, we have...Gonzo...Bukkake...One drunk ass chick they pulled out of a strip club, with more cocks in and out of her than a chicken coop...Granted, this is 2005, but damn..!

Rewind to 1985...When most porn was shown in theaters...It was well produced...It looked like a movie...It had a plot, and was built around a real fantasy...Hapless Boy Scout leader is hiking through the woods and discovers an insanely beautiful duo of babes bathing in the spring..? Wouldn't that shit rock..? Fast forward to 2005, where all too many people think that just because you have a camera, and don't mind the world seeing your stab wounds, you should make a porno...All of these celebs with these "homemade" porno movies...

Fucking horrible...

With the exception of Pam Anderson...True to life, Pam was doing her thing the whole time...So, she gets props...But that Paris Hilton tape..? Pitiful...I would rather slide down a razor blade than get a horrible BJ like that...That Joanie Lauer tape, "A Night In China..?" In the famous words of Austin Powers, "That's a MAN, baby..!"

So here we have Seka (Say-kah), arguably the most popular porn starlet of the Golden Age, an icon, a Superstar...A svelte, busty, platinum blonde hottie that would hold it down on camera, Seka performed in over 100 titles with the most famous actors and actresses of her day...She's also a savvy business woman, as these years don't find her broke and pitiful, they find her both looking and doing well...

Seka got curious about porn while working in an adult bookstore...2 shakes and a handjob later, she was in Hollywood taking the industry by storm...What an American dream...Here's a clip of Seka in a DP scene, Enjoy..!