My 15 minutes of fame...
AYHJA Meets Amy McCarthy
Playboy Cyber Girl Amy McCarthy
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 118 lbs.
Measurements: 34D-24-34
There I was...Sitting there...No sleep...Trying to keep my cool....There I was, in New York City, in the heart of Manhattan, about to do the wildest shit I've ever done in my whole life...But...In all honesty, I can say that I didn't know that was the case, when it all began...
So, I'm browsing the Cyber Club one day...Really guys, I'm not there as often as you'd think I was, :D...Anyway, I see it:
"Jenny McCarthy's sister poses for Playboy"
Wow..! I remember Jenny McCarthy...She was this pretty blonde from Chicago (my hometown by the way) and the only reason I ever picked up a Playboy in the first place...I didn't even know that she had a sister, and to find out that she had a younger one that was following in her footsteps, interested me...
So, I checked it out, and sure enough, there she is...A gorgeous blonde, almost a spitting image of Jenny...She's got this really nice little body, definitely enchanting...Immediately, I hail her as the second coming of JMac, and put up a really quick website....You guys know I think I'm sort sort of expert in the area of beautiful women, SOMEBODY had to alert the masses...! ;)
Website's up, and I'm hunting for info...I get all of that stuff together, and then I see that Amy is going to be on Howard Stern soon...So, I send an email in to the Stern show, asking if she's going to be there...Turns out she was...But, this is where my life got interesting again...When I read the reply email, and there were the words,
"Would you like to meet her..?"
That would be a question that required a thoughtful response if I were Bill Gates, or somebody else who is above and beyond the call of Playmates...So, I'm like, "Uh, hell yeah..!" So, he sends me another email, asking me to explain why I'd like to meet her...My dumb ass, thinking that this is still high school and that I'm trying to win some sort of journalism contest against other Amy fans, writes this elaborate email, describing Amy in great detail...Really smart, huh..? The next day, I get a call from the Stern show...
"Hey Ty, this is Will from the Stern show...Can you be here at 6 a.m. Monday morning for the show..?"
Oh man, I'm gassed..! w00t..! I'm going to New York to meet a Playmate...I'm calling all my friends, telling everybody on the forum that I'm going to New York to meet a Playmate...
Wait a minute...Going to NEW YORK..?
How the fuck am I supposed to get my country ass to New York on a days notice..? Plane ticket, a day in advance..? Cab fare..? Yikes..! So, I call back and tell the guy I'm not coming...Hey man, just wish Amy luck, tell her I'm a fan of hers....
Wait a minute....Going to NEW YORK...To meet a PLAYMATE..???
What the fuck was I thinking...? Hahaha...I decided that me and my younger brother would make a road trip out of the deal...We rented us a car and hauled ass to the NYC...14 hours later we got there, around 1 a.m., that Tuesday...Spent some time driving around the city, which was surprisingly quiet....This was my first trip to The Big Apple by the way, and after hearing that it was the city that never sleeps, I was expecting it to be bustling....Turns out, everybody sleeps on Monday, even in New York... :D
Anyway, we get there, I go up...I'm waiting and waiting....The camera man interviews me, and I tell him how excited I am, and how I drove up to meet Amy all the way from Mississippi, etc...After that though, nothing happened...I actually went to sleep in the studio for a while...But then, it got interesting...Way too damn interesting, if you ask me...Let me recap...
I haven't watched Howard Stern in a LONG TIME...I used to love the show...But I got busy, etc, things like that...Started missing it, and hadn't seen it in so long...Aparently, nobody cared to remind me that they asked me "WHAT WOULD I DO TO MEET AMY..." Was I stupid for thinking that me driving all that distance was enough..? Lets press on...
So, they come and get me...And I meet the people that make the show happen...They were entirely cool, by the way...In walks Gary I think, with a green bikini....I don't really remember at that moment who it was exactly, because that's when the shit became surreal...So I'm like...OK...
What do you want me to do with this little ass bikini..? Is it Amy's..?
Uhh, no...It's yours, and you have to put it on to meet Miss McCarthy...
Are you fucking serious..!!!???
In my mind...I KNEW that was something that I REALLY didn't want to do, for quite a few reasons...But, we'd driven all the way up there...And from the look of things, there is no way that I would have ever, ever met Amy if I was going to be super proud and all that...And at that point, it became bigger than meeting Amy, as her first impression of me, would probably not be a positive one...And on top of that, it's not like I'd seen any more of Amy than the pictures below...I would have NEVER drove up, had I known that I would have had to sport a thong to see her...
Still, I was there...No turning back now...So, I took one for the team....Put on the bikini, fielded all their questions...Hell, Artie actually threw food at me, rather than eat it...Big shock, eh..? Hahaha...I'm standing there, in a bikini, my Tommy boots and some socks...Covered in whipped cream...With my cock tucked between my legs...Oh, and let me not fail to mention that Howard Stern is aired nationally on E!....
Would I do it again if I had the same chance...? YES...I'm not ashamed of anything I do...I am proud that I can stick though my decisions...I'm working hard to not be one of the very people that I despise, those that say one thing, and do another...I really wish people would stop that shit...Playboy, for instance, is read by millions of men, yet there are those that hide their subscriptions from people....What the hell are you guys hiding...? Well, I wasn't hiding anything....And I went on national TV to prove it...
Turns out, I got some $$$$$ out of the deal, and there is a Playmate that will never forget me...Aside from a few wise asses on the forum, nobody really gave me a hard time about it either....Not that I would care, but it's nice to know people appreciate those of us that still have what they called in the old days as BALLS...And for those that think what I did was stupid...Heh...You should try having a girlfriend...
Eh, I'm not going to go there...But for what it is worth, here's Amy, in her Cyber Girl pictorial...What, you thought I was gonna post pics from the show..? Hahaha, hell no...! Though I did post them on the website that I built for her, that started this whole mess...I say had a website for her, because Yahoo thought it was a good idea to shut it down and not tell me...So screw them, :D...
AYHJA
Playboy Cyber Girl Amy McCarthy
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 118 lbs.
Measurements: 34D-24-34
There I was...Sitting there...No sleep...Trying to keep my cool....There I was, in New York City, in the heart of Manhattan, about to do the wildest shit I've ever done in my whole life...But...In all honesty, I can say that I didn't know that was the case, when it all began...
So, I'm browsing the Cyber Club one day...Really guys, I'm not there as often as you'd think I was, :D...Anyway, I see it:
"Jenny McCarthy's sister poses for Playboy"
Wow..! I remember Jenny McCarthy...She was this pretty blonde from Chicago (my hometown by the way) and the only reason I ever picked up a Playboy in the first place...I didn't even know that she had a sister, and to find out that she had a younger one that was following in her footsteps, interested me...
So, I checked it out, and sure enough, there she is...A gorgeous blonde, almost a spitting image of Jenny...She's got this really nice little body, definitely enchanting...Immediately, I hail her as the second coming of JMac, and put up a really quick website....You guys know I think I'm sort sort of expert in the area of beautiful women, SOMEBODY had to alert the masses...! ;)
Website's up, and I'm hunting for info...I get all of that stuff together, and then I see that Amy is going to be on Howard Stern soon...So, I send an email in to the Stern show, asking if she's going to be there...Turns out she was...But, this is where my life got interesting again...When I read the reply email, and there were the words,
"Would you like to meet her..?"
That would be a question that required a thoughtful response if I were Bill Gates, or somebody else who is above and beyond the call of Playmates...So, I'm like, "Uh, hell yeah..!" So, he sends me another email, asking me to explain why I'd like to meet her...My dumb ass, thinking that this is still high school and that I'm trying to win some sort of journalism contest against other Amy fans, writes this elaborate email, describing Amy in great detail...Really smart, huh..? The next day, I get a call from the Stern show...
"Hey Ty, this is Will from the Stern show...Can you be here at 6 a.m. Monday morning for the show..?"
Oh man, I'm gassed..! w00t..! I'm going to New York to meet a Playmate...I'm calling all my friends, telling everybody on the forum that I'm going to New York to meet a Playmate...
Wait a minute...Going to NEW YORK..?
How the fuck am I supposed to get my country ass to New York on a days notice..? Plane ticket, a day in advance..? Cab fare..? Yikes..! So, I call back and tell the guy I'm not coming...Hey man, just wish Amy luck, tell her I'm a fan of hers....
Wait a minute....Going to NEW YORK...To meet a PLAYMATE..???
What the fuck was I thinking...? Hahaha...I decided that me and my younger brother would make a road trip out of the deal...We rented us a car and hauled ass to the NYC...14 hours later we got there, around 1 a.m., that Tuesday...Spent some time driving around the city, which was surprisingly quiet....This was my first trip to The Big Apple by the way, and after hearing that it was the city that never sleeps, I was expecting it to be bustling....Turns out, everybody sleeps on Monday, even in New York... :D
Anyway, we get there, I go up...I'm waiting and waiting....The camera man interviews me, and I tell him how excited I am, and how I drove up to meet Amy all the way from Mississippi, etc...After that though, nothing happened...I actually went to sleep in the studio for a while...But then, it got interesting...Way too damn interesting, if you ask me...Let me recap...
I haven't watched Howard Stern in a LONG TIME...I used to love the show...But I got busy, etc, things like that...Started missing it, and hadn't seen it in so long...Aparently, nobody cared to remind me that they asked me "WHAT WOULD I DO TO MEET AMY..." Was I stupid for thinking that me driving all that distance was enough..? Lets press on...
So, they come and get me...And I meet the people that make the show happen...They were entirely cool, by the way...In walks Gary I think, with a green bikini....I don't really remember at that moment who it was exactly, because that's when the shit became surreal...So I'm like...OK...
What do you want me to do with this little ass bikini..? Is it Amy's..?
Uhh, no...It's yours, and you have to put it on to meet Miss McCarthy...
Are you fucking serious..!!!???
In my mind...I KNEW that was something that I REALLY didn't want to do, for quite a few reasons...But, we'd driven all the way up there...And from the look of things, there is no way that I would have ever, ever met Amy if I was going to be super proud and all that...And at that point, it became bigger than meeting Amy, as her first impression of me, would probably not be a positive one...And on top of that, it's not like I'd seen any more of Amy than the pictures below...I would have NEVER drove up, had I known that I would have had to sport a thong to see her...
Still, I was there...No turning back now...So, I took one for the team....Put on the bikini, fielded all their questions...Hell, Artie actually threw food at me, rather than eat it...Big shock, eh..? Hahaha...I'm standing there, in a bikini, my Tommy boots and some socks...Covered in whipped cream...With my cock tucked between my legs...Oh, and let me not fail to mention that Howard Stern is aired nationally on E!....
Would I do it again if I had the same chance...? YES...I'm not ashamed of anything I do...I am proud that I can stick though my decisions...I'm working hard to not be one of the very people that I despise, those that say one thing, and do another...I really wish people would stop that shit...Playboy, for instance, is read by millions of men, yet there are those that hide their subscriptions from people....What the hell are you guys hiding...? Well, I wasn't hiding anything....And I went on national TV to prove it...
Turns out, I got some $$$$$ out of the deal, and there is a Playmate that will never forget me...Aside from a few wise asses on the forum, nobody really gave me a hard time about it either....Not that I would care, but it's nice to know people appreciate those of us that still have what they called in the old days as BALLS...And for those that think what I did was stupid...Heh...You should try having a girlfriend...
Eh, I'm not going to go there...But for what it is worth, here's Amy, in her Cyber Girl pictorial...What, you thought I was gonna post pics from the show..? Hahaha, hell no...! Though I did post them on the website that I built for her, that started this whole mess...I say had a website for her, because Yahoo thought it was a good idea to shut it down and not tell me...So screw them, :D...
AYHJA
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